Flaming Eyebrows

Tell me Harry, what exactly is the function of a rubber duck?

Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself.




  • rolf scamander is swarthy
  • harry has visible strands of silver hair
  • still wears his round glasses
  • ginny leaves harry with the children while she works abroad
  • james and albus are krum stans
  • no mention of rose and hugo being there
  • ron’s hair is thinning
  • hermione still has really bushy hair
  • hannah abbott is going to be hogwarts’ new matron (meaning madame pomfrey prolly retired)
  • hannah and neville really like their firewhiskey
  • luna is still as eccentric as ever
  • xenophilius babysits lorcan and lysander 
  • more of dumbledore’s army was mentioned to be there
  • (so dean, seamus, cho, etc are prolly there too)
  • george is wealthy af
  • either george, charlie or percy is in attendance of the match
  • bill is definitely there
  • teddy lupin is wild and can’t keep his tongue to himself
  • victoire is there, on the receiving end of his tongue
  • these children need to be stunned if reports of their sexual activity has made it to the daily prophet tbh
  • remus ur child needs jesus


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Why can”t I have a friendship like this?

savior of the wizarding world everyone

mr pond